i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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