Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
should my penis look like a turkey
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
