I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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