Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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