He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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