Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
