Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
time to smoke my breakfast
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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