Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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