My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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