lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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