Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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