how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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