How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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