BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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