She said her name was "party"
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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