idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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