He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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