No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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