do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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