Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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