What a fucking waste of an outfit
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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