Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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