Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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