Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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