Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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