I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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