I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
where are you?
Hypothermia
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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