Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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