oh god the rape fog is back!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
