Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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