hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
