HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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