Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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