were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
