I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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