you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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