Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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