Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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