your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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