K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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