I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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