so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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