I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have fence marks all over my body
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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