we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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