shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize