so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Still dying that you shit outside
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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