This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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