who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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