it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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