Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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