It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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