he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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