He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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