He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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