Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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