Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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