all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
