Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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